Scare-Crows

Me: (excited) Did you see we have a murder of crows moving in?

Papa: I may need to borrow one of your scarecrows

Me: Why? We want a healthy range of wildlife, and that includes birds of all types. They aren’t bad.

Papa: Well I’m about to murder me some crows if they don’t quit eatin’ my pecans!!

LOL, He has his priorities…don’t eat his pecans